ian's blog

Ever realized that you can never actually LEGALLY park in the yellow line at the airport terminal lane? It doesn't state that it is a waiting zone, nor is there a time limit imposed. And anyone knows the purpose of a yellow line - you're not supposed to park there. So that means the road leading to the front of the terminal is for taxis and VIPs only?

Comin' in for a landing!

"Safety in the Office" involves taking precautions in preventing people from being decapitated by paper cuts.

Office staff should refrain from sharpening their pencils too much to prevent them from suddenly becoming lethal projectiles when they fly into peoples' heads.

Please use paper shredder to cut your hair with care. To prevent accidents, it is advisable to not be in vicinity of any pieces of paper when using the paper shredder, to prevent from being decapitated by papercut and have one's head shredded during a haircut.

Going with the current popular trend, it's what the people are saying. Because people are good. You should believe in people.

This QMJ-plate didn't seem to get the memo though.

Here's an odometer from the dashboard of an old workhorse van borrowed from a family friend for some moving errands. This one's measured in Kilometers.

This one's for Dougie over a previous post: if misaligned digits on an odometer mean that the odometer was tempered with, then why does this still-first-hand-bought-new van have misaligned digit in the middle number as well?