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No zombies? No end of the world? This Mayan thing is starting to become a disappointment.

I think we are in somewhere in the middle there. I think.

Changed the theme back to the original one. Found out that the old theme, while cool and awesome and kickass and such, is taking a bit too long to load over the Internet. I never knew this because the server, being literally a stone's throw from me, makes the load time from my perspective negligible. Until I tried one of those web page load time thingamajigs and saw that the load time is setting fire to the polar icecaps. So, reverted back to the simpleton theme. Ahh functional.

Step 1: Email and complain about Apple products to Steve Jobs

Step 2: Make sure sent to correct email sjobs@apple.com

Step 3: Wait for reply, and sell his email reply(s) by shopping it to various publications for a high price. (preferably suckers, like Gizmodo)

Step 4: Sit back and wait for cash to roll in.

Options:

A. Create fake email reply, and do step 3 onwards.

B. Obtain 'lost' prototype and do the same step 3 onwards.