New Proton Ordering System (P.O.S.)

I've posted it before on another blog, but I'm now moving this post here from now on for consistency purposes. Warning, lots of sarcasm involved. If for some unfathomable reason you are not born with a sense of humor, or are a pasty-faced lawyer from certain said car company to be mentioned in this post, then don't go any further than this paragraph. Go here.

As many of you had known, the new Proton Saga was announced. It's a step in the right direction for Proton, setting their targets realistic and offering an affordable car design. (Remember they want to target German cars with their Waja? I thought it was April's Fools). It's also probably the ONLY new model that retained its model name.

For now, we will see whether it offers value and a low cost of ownership and live up to its original 1985 predecessor.

Therefore with a new car it's fitting they come out with a new system to order your new Proton, based on heavily researched studies by Proton to suit M'sian tastes and expectations to ease ordering. This system is known as Proton Ordering System (P.O.S.)

To order your new Proton, simply walk into the nearest showroom and call out accordingly to what trim level you want your Proton to be:

Base model = "Proton Saga Kosong"
Mid-range = "Proton Saga (Standard)"
Top model = "Proton Saga Special"

Black paint = "Proton Saga O"
Light paint = "Proton Saga C"

Alteratively, once you've owned your new Proton and happen to break down in the middle of no where (and this would be common), you can then ask for assistance;

to call for Tow Truck = "Proton Saga Tarik"